Unfortunately, though, you've shrunk. You've lost weight over the years - and that's not a good thing. Furthermore, with your weight-loss, you also increased your Price. How lame are you? But, dang, You taste good. So I still love You. But I don't bring you home much - perhaps a few times a year.
Except when you end up in stores looking like this:And with a price like this:
So I bought You. And I just had You for lunch. YUM.
(so, please, anyone, if you ever see a parked Life Cereal Truck [no, i've never seen one, either. . .], sneak up on it one night, when it's real dark. wear a mask, it'll be more fun. then hit the truck real hard - a hammer or bat would probably do just fine. then maybe i'll end up with more cereal boxes looking like this one.)