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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Heard of this one???

Ovarian cystic fibrosis cancer.

Apparently it can develop suddenly in female sales-girls upon realizing that I am not going to purchase whatever it is they are selling.

Very interesting. . .


8 comments:

erinmalia said...

what the what?! did it work?

emily said...

uh no. it absolutely did not work. :)

maybe i should have told her i am a nurse. and that her diagnosis is a completely made up one. nice try. now get a real job.

but i didn't.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I never comment but you just gave me a HUGE laugh when I really needed one. At least she's not suffering from fallopian malnutrition of the phallanges. I hear that's much worse.
Luv ya,
Britt

Melissa said...

How did that conversation go?

emily said...

oh that's a good one britt! i'll have to remember that one next time. :)

i {heart} hawkes said...

you are nice, i don't open the door. even if they know i'm inside hee hee.

erinmalia said...

i should have mentioned that it totally would have fooled me. not that i would have bought anything, but maybe her story at least.

emily said...

well, erin, it does sound convincing. but she is combining 2 different problems: 1. ovarian cysts (usually not cancerous)and obviously found in the ovaries and 2. Cystic fibrosis (a lung disease completely unrelated to the ovaries). it was pretty good. but perhaps not to try on a nurse. :)