So as I was bathing my children last Saturday evening I was talking to them about good hygiene. As they were washing up I told them how it's important to clean under their armpits. I told them that one day they'll stink and then no girls or boys will want to play with them (all in good fun, of course). And I told them girls wouldn't date a stinky boy.
So then I asked them what they would do on a date.
"I would toot."
Excuse me? Sheesh.
"I would go to the forest and eat a bear."
To which Jonas then said:
"I would eat the girl!"